okay callum i did it. ((sylvia plath as a peacock standing on tulips, reads: fuck you tulips, its my oxegen.))

edgar anime poe blowing a kiss to crow ted hughes

text reads: i spent this year as a ghost, just hanging out with my nightmares 

angeleyesandbasketball:

augebine:

kitty-otaku:

goddamn it, a certain text post made me realize that ima die in the apocalypse before kissing anyone ;___;

i am finding this too hilarious

hey everyone laugh at me now i havent kissed anyone either

i dont really want to either my mouth would probably explode if i did

woah dude. i just realized, mouth bombs, bombs that like blow shit up, but,but they explode ur face, wait no that’s horrific, jfc. 

holy shit. i was deleting shit from months ago on my blog and i just why why why did i say that i dont remember this